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Picking up twelve years after the conclusion of the last movie, John and his thunder-buddy Ted are neighbors, both with families of their own and dead-end jobs. Follow these two lovable stoners as they enable each other's bad ideas about marriage, parenting and the challenges of adult life.
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2026-12-17
Season 1, Episode 1
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Seth MacFarlane
Ted (voice)
Mark Wahlberg
John (voice)
Amanda Seyfried
Sam (voice)
Jessica Barth
Tami-Lynn (voice)
Kyle Mooney
Apollo (voice)
Liz Richman
Ruth (voice)
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