“You inquire, we acquire.”
These are the adventures of Acquisitions Incorporated, a workplace comedy set in a legalistic fantasy dystopia with a family-drama candy shell hugging a rich, chocolatey corporate-horror center.
In this Jasmine-GM'd episode, Certainty faces a career first when her fledgling adventure-capitalist firm is audited.
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