What a Mess!
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What a Mess!

★ 6.6/10 TMDB 1995-03-30 143 min

A Russian criminal steals a giant diamond from the Mafia, hides it, and suddenly runs into his unknown brothers; unexpected, absurd events with participation of the mob, doctors, musicians, Americans, militia, and gypsies ensue.

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Valeriy Garkalin
Valeriy Garkalin
Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow
Vera Alentova
Vera Alentova
Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow
Inna Churikova
Inna Churikova
Praskov'ya Krolikova
Armen Dzhigarkhanyan
Armen Dzhigarkhanyan
Kozyulski
Igor Ugolnikov
Igor Ugolnikov
Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich
Sergey Batalov
Sergey Batalov
Lieutenant
Rolan Bykov
Rolan Bykov
Brilliant's buyer
Leonid Kuravlyov
Leonid Kuravlyov
USA ambassador
Lyubov Polishchuk
Lyubov Polishchuk
Jennifer, Ambassador's wife
Oleg Efremov
Oleg Efremov
Nikolay Grigoryevich
Oleg Tabakov
Oleg Tabakov
Sukhodrishchev
Aleksandr Voroshilo
Kozma
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