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In a post-apocalyptic wasteland ruled by the evil Pharaoh, samurai warrior Hawk embarks on a perilous quest to rescue his kidnapped psychic sister. Armed with a katana and a Harley-Davidson, he must battle rollerblading gangs, murderous ninjas, bizarre mystics and other assorted freaks in a surreal world of skate-bound savagery, spiritual weirdness and low-budget lunacy.
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Scott Shaw
Hawk
Frank Stallone Jr.
Black Knight
Karen Black
Tarot
Don Stroud
Desert Maurader
William Smith
Pharoah
Joe Estevez
Saint O'ffender
Rhonda Shear
Officer Daryl Skates
Mark Richardson
Chopper
Selina Jayne
Spirit Guide
Roger Ellis
Stealth
Claudia Scholtz
Kabuki
Kenneth H. Kim
Utility Ninja
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