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FEATURE FILM
Released
The Next Time You Feel Important
“The Sailor Movie”
2026-01-31
87 min
The Sailor washes up on the shore and is hit with violent and libellous accusations of gang affiliations. The Sailors drink hearty ales and enter a pop music competition. The Kid pines for suburb exploration.
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Gabriel Bath
The Sailor/Big Brother/Cuban Tom
Quinn Vlasic
Dick Hog/Sgt. Stone
Daniel Tune
Husky Contralto/ The Surfer/ Carmichael Clarke
Jasper Weenink
Buffalo Bob/Witch 2/Devil 1/Sky-Pirate1/Man in Hotel Room
Emily Pottinger
Alberta Aachen/Liv O'Doyle/ Monkey 1/Witch 1
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