The New Homeowner's Guide to Happiness
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The New Homeowner's Guide to Happiness

★ 8.0/10 TMDB 1987-09-16 30 min

When Paul and Sandy Darden (Judge Reinhold and Demi Moore) move into a seemingly quiet upper-middle-class community, their American Dream is all but destroyed by the incessant din of barking dogs. So from valium-laced raw steaks to more hilarious methods of pet disposal, the Dardens try everything to make their dream house a quiet home.

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Judge Reinhold
Judge Reinhold
Paul Darden
Demi Moore
Demi Moore
Sandy Darden
Richard Kind
Richard Kind
Dr. Schlazil
Don Calfa
Don Calfa
Howard
Teryn Jenkins
Ellen
Twink Caplan
Twink Caplan
Nosy Neighbor
Cary Greenberg
Paperboy
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