The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
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The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

“IT WILL KILL YOU. EVEN IF IT TAKES THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.”

★ 6.7/10 TMDB 2008-09-18 10 min

From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.

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Paul Clemens
Paul Clemens
Jack Cucchiaio
Michael James Kacey
Michael James Kacey
The Doctor
Fay Kato
Fay Kato
The Mystic
Melissa Paladino
Melissa Paladino
The Girlfriend
Brian Rohan
Brian Rohan
The Murderer
Richard Gale
Richard Gale
Narrator (voice)
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