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A stowaway sneaks aboard a ship departing on a cruise down the Vistula River. The captain takes him for a Communist Party cultural coordinator and the intruder gladly adapts to his new role, immediately setting to work at manipulating the passengers and crew into silly and vaguely humiliating games. Before long, Tym has got everyone under his thumb and created his own comedic dictatorship.
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Stanisław Tym
KO Instructor
Jolanta Lothe
Young Girl
Wanda Stanisławska-Lothe
Ms. Mamoń
Jerzy Dobrowolski
Instructor's Friend
Andrzej Dobosz
Philosopher
Feridun Erol
Seaman
Jan Himilsbach
Sidorowski
Jerzy Karaszkiewicz
Angler
Zdzisław Maklakiewicz
Engineer Mamoń
Maciej Michalak
Passenger
Ryszard Pietruski
Captain
Wojciech Pokora
Passenger
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