The Cauliflower of Destiny
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The Cauliflower of Destiny

2026-09-21 77 min

Stifled Ania, trapped in a grimy grocery store, is suffocating under her mother’s toxic control. Salvation arrives via a discarded cauliflower that, unsettlingly, starts talking. At first a witty mentor, the vegetable’s advice soon sours into a grotesque push for revenge. As her rebellion escalates from petty pranks to radical acts, Ania must decide: is this edible oracle her savior or a deranged voice of self destruction? A darkly comic journey where freedom tastes like rot.

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Maja Michnacka
Ania
Gabriela Muskała
Gabriela Muskała
Elżbieta
Sebastian Stankiewicz
Sebastian Stankiewicz
Wawek
Pola Król
Ewa
Adam Woronowicz
Adam Woronowicz
Cauliflower (voice)
Mikołaj Kubacki
Mikołaj Kubacki
Janek
Grzegorz Przybył
Grzegorz Przybył
Mr. Staszek
Karol Bernacki
Karol Bernacki
Michał
Pitry Pitry
Pitry Pitry
Kaśka
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