The Baby Juice Express
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The Baby Juice Express

“One false move and the sperm gets it!”

★ 5.5/10 TMDB 2004-04-19 85 min

A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).

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Nick Moran
Nick Moran
Des
Nick Brimble
Nick Brimble
Krakowski
Lisa Faulkner
Lauren
Phil Davis
Phil Davis
Frank O'Reilly
Samantha Womack
Samantha Womack
Trixie (as Samantha Janus)
Joe Bugner
Joe Bugner
Palooka
Julian Clary
Julian Clary
Jason
Angela Douglas
Angela Douglas
Celestia
David Cardy
David Cardy
Goldberg
Ruth Jones
Ruth Jones
Gladys
Dave Courtney
Dave Courtney
Baxter
Gary Tiplady
Gary Tiplady
Burke
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