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With the help of his trusted dodo Polly, the Pirate Captain presents fun-loving and hilarious tips and advice on pirating. Learn how to remember where you buried your treasure, the secrets of navigating winds, get an inside look at pirate recruiting and even a Pirate’s recipe for a giant squid with lemon. Featuring special guests like Charles Darwin and the Pirate King you will set sail for giggles and fun with musical surprises along the way!
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Hugh Grant
The Pirate Captain
Martin Freeman
The Pirate With A Scarf
David Tennant
Charles Darwin
Brian Blessed
The Pirate King
Brendan Gleeson
The Pirate With Gout
Anton Yelchin
The Albino Pirate
Sophie Laughton
Matilda / Narrator
Ben Whitehead
Announcer
Randolph Matthews
The Pirate Who Likes Sunsets And Kittens
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