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Simon, King of the Witches
“The Black Mass... The Spells... The Incantations... The Curses... The Ceremonial Sex...”
Simon is a modern day warlock. Though he lives in a storm drain and sometimes talks to trees, he's deadly serious about his witchcraft. After being picked up for vagrancy, Simon spends a night in jail with Turk, a young hustler with connections to powerful people such as Hercules, an aging hipster who hires Simon to work one of his groovy parties. There he meets Linda, the DA's pill-popping daughter. In between romanic dalliances and colorful sex magic ceremonies, Simon must contend with those who dare to challenge his magical prowess causing him to summon the dark world for his revenge.
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Andrew Prine
Simon Sinestrari
Brenda Scott
Linda Rackum
George Paulsin
Turk
Gerald York
Hercules Van Zandt
Norman Burton
Dist. Atty. Willard Rackum
Ultra Violet
Sarah
Richmond Shepard
Stanley
Sharon Berryhill
Secretary
Allyson Ames
Olivia Gebhart
Buck Holland
Detective
Jerry Brooke
Policeman
Michael C. Ford
Shay
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