Semolina Pilchard
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Semolina Pilchard

“All you need is crime.”

2026-09-28 123 min

As a terminally ill Liverpool gangster summons his estranged eldest daughter back to their hometown after a five-year absence, his youngest daughter, determined to inherit everything, plots to eliminate her.

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Sarah Louise-Chadwick
Clara Reynolds
Sophia Leanne Kelly
Sophia Leanne Kelly
Danika Reynolds
Alina Allison
Rosie
Macaulay Cooper
Max
Joe McGann
Joe McGann
Gerry Reynolds
Louis Emerick
Louis Emerick
Billy Donnelly
Jack Ryder
Des
Gabriella Tavini
Amy
Joe Egan
Joe Egan
Davey
Daniel Taylor
Eddie
Tim Lucas
Al
Matthew Chan
Po
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