Meet the Spartans
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Meet the Spartans

“The bigger the hit, the harder they fall.”

★ 4.1/10 TMDB 2008-01-24 84 min

The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of thirteen Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton). No one is safe when the Spartans take on the biggest icons in pop culture!

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Travis Van Winkle
Travis Van Winkle
Sonio
Sean Maguire
Sean Maguire
Leonidas
Carmen Electra
Carmen Electra
Queen Margo
Ken Davitian
Ken Davitian
Xerxes
Kevin Sorbo
Kevin Sorbo
Hauptmann
Diedrich Bader
Diedrich Bader
Traitoro
Method Man
Method Man
Persian Emissary
Ike Barinholtz
Ike Barinholtz
Dane Cook Look-a-Like / Bond Villain / Prophet
Lauren Walsh
Lauren Walsh
Pretty Girl
Tiffany Haddish
Tiffany Haddish
Urban Girl
Jareb Dauplaise
Jareb Dauplaise
Dilio
Phil Morris
Phil Morris
Messenger
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