Mean Machine
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Mean Machine

“It's Not Just About Football, It's About Pride Inside!”

★ 6.3/10 TMDB 2001-12-26 99 min

Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.

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Vinnie Jones
Vinnie Jones
Danny Meehan
David Kelly
David Kelly
Doc
David Hemmings
David Hemmings
Governor
Ralph Brown
Ralph Brown
Burton
Vas Blackwood
Vas Blackwood
Massive
Robbie Gee
Robbie Gee
Trojan
Geoff Bell
Geoff Bell
Ratchett
John Forgeham
John Forgeham
Sykes
Sally Phillips
Sally Phillips
Tracey
Danny Dyer
Danny Dyer
Billy the Limpet
Jason Flemyng
Jason Flemyng
Bob Likely
Jason Statham
Jason Statham
Monk
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