Johns
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Johns

“This ain't no 90210”

★ 5.3/10 TMDB 1996-12-10 96 min

It's the day before Christmas, the day before John's 21st birthday. He's a prostitute on Santa Monica Blvd in L.A., and he wants to spend that night and the next day at the posh Park Plaza Hotel. Meanwhile, Donner, a lad new to the streets, wants John to leave the city with him. John spends the day trying to figure out how to deal with Donner's friendship.

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David Arquette
David Arquette
John
Lukas Haas
Lukas Haas
Donner
John C. McGinley
John C. McGinley
Danny Cohen
Keith David
Keith David
Homeless John
Wilson Cruz
Wilson Cruz
Mikey
Tony Epper
Tony Epper
Santa Claus
Richard T. Jones
Richard T. Jones
Alanna Ubach
Alanna Ubach
Nikki
N'Bushe Wright
N'Bushe Wright
Junkie
Elliott Gould
Elliott Gould
Terrence Howard
Terrence Howard
Jimmy the Warlock
Arliss Howard
Arliss Howard
John Cardoza
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