Heirate mir!
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Heirate mir!

★ 10.0/10 TMDB 2001-05-17

"Get on board" is the slogan used by a bus company to attract bachelors looking to get married. A few village simpletons, including the shy gravedigger Eugen, gladly accept the offer. And off they go to Poland to the marriage market. Eugen's acquisition is named Goschka. However, before the young Polish woman can enter into holy matrimony with him, she reveals to Eugen's overprotective mother that she is a wanted murderer of men. Shortly thereafter, Goschka takes a job as a cleaning lady at the crematorium. And finally, Eugen's friend even sells her to a brothel...

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Ulrich Noethen
Ulrich Noethen
Eugen Schafmeyer
Verona Pooth
Verona Pooth
Goschka
Ingrid van Bergen
Ingrid van Bergen
Regine Schafmeyer
Michael Schiller
Fritz
Roswitha Schreiner
Roswitha Schreiner
Traudl
Jean-Francois Perrier
Kommissar
Axel Neumann
Axel Neumann
Alzheimer
Thea Schnering
Anni
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