Garchaster's Cornblade
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Garchaster's Cornblade

2026-08-16 109 min

A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.

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Lyndsie Jane Earle
Stone
Kasper Meltedhair
Kasper Meltedhair
Tarsia
Donald Farmer
Donald Farmer
Donald Farmer
Brewce Longo
Brewce Longo
Rotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of Garbite
Andy Heck Boyd
Andy Heck Boyd
Gorgas Mordpan
Carrie Phillips
Ozra
Matt Minter
Matt Minter
Scary Fairy Ta
X Menzak
Dorcinite / Hydraulic Cheese / Date #762 / Date #489 / Date #813 / Date #912 Date #268 / Date #763
Dogfood Williams
Dogfood Williams
Rasifer / Torgum / Dead Cult Member
Mary Faust
Krink Melrose / Klon Kranger
Michelle Wanhala
Koringer / Grackle Hatches / Dead Cult Member
Nicholas DeGideo
Ret Halagas / Rivish / Dead Cult Member
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