Everybody Wants to Be Italian
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Everybody Wants to Be Italian

“When it come to love, it's always better to be Italian.”

★ 6.5/10 TMDB 2007-09-18 105 min

Are all relationships based on lies? Jake Bianski runs a fish market in north Boston, surrounded by Italians. For years, he's carried a torch for Isabella, an ex-girlfriend now married with three children and no interest in Jake. Yet, he tells everyone she's his girlfriend, including Marisa, a veterinarian his employees set him up with at the Italian singles club. She's interested in him until he tells her about his girlfriend, then he's persistent in asking her to be his friend. As the friendship bumps along, Jake realizes that reality may be better than fantasy, but what if Isabella changes her mind about Jake, and what if it comes out that Marisa, like Jake, isn't Italian?

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Jay Jablonski
Jay Jablonski
Jake Bianski
Cerina Vincent
Cerina Vincent
Marisa Costa
John Kapelos
John Kapelos
Steve Bottino
John Enos III
John Enos III
Gianluca Tempesti
Richard Libertini
Richard Libertini
Papa Aldo Tempesti
Marisa Petroro
Marisa Petroro
Isabella Bisclari
Perry Anzilotti
Perry Anzilotti
Silvano the Tailor
Anthony Russell
Anthony Russell
Nick the Jeweler
Tammy Pescatelli
Tammy Pescatelli
Katerina
Dan Cortese
Dan Cortese
Michael
Judith Scarpone
Judith Scarpone
Mrs. Abignali
P.J. Marino
P.J. Marino
Mario Bisciari
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