Early Bird Special
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Early Bird Special

“Crime pays if you live long enough.”

★ 10.0/10 TMDB 2001-12-31

A black comedy that was produced but immediately went into arbitration and was seemingly not released.

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Scott Aguilar
Doctor
Amy Benedict
Amy Benedict
Triage Nurse
Jeremiah Birkett
Jeremiah Birkett
Officer Lewis
David F. Frankel
Doctor
Anita Gillette
Anita Gillette
Betty
Jon Hamm
Jon Hamm
Red Headed Cop
Robert Katims
Robert Katims
Mr. Carmichael
Scott Lincoln
Frankie
Jack McGee
Jack McGee
Halloway
Michael Milhoan
Michael Milhoan
Rodney
Nick Offerman
Nick Offerman
Laredo
Angela Paton
Angela Paton
Mrs. Carmichael
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