Don't Touch the White Woman!
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Don't Touch the White Woman!

★ 5.5/10 TMDB 1974-01-23 108 min

A highly stylized surreal farce about the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand anachronistically reenacted in an urban renewal area in modern Paris.

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Marcello Mastroianni
Marcello Mastroianni
George A. Custer
Catherine Deneuve
Catherine Deneuve
Marie-Hélène de Boismonfrais
Michel Piccoli
Michel Piccoli
Buffalo Bill
Philippe Noiret
Philippe Noiret
Gen. Terry
Ugo Tognazzi
Ugo Tognazzi
Mitch
Paolo Villaggio
Paolo Villaggio
The CIA agent
Serge Reggiani
Serge Reggiani
The Mad Indian
Alain Cuny
Alain Cuny
Sitting Bull
Marco Ferreri
Marco Ferreri
The Reporter (uncredited)
Franco Fabrizi
Franco Fabrizi
Tom (as Franco Fabrizzi)
Franca Bettoia
Franca Bettoia
Rayon de Lune (as Franca Bettoja)
Daniele Dublino
Government Official
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