Don't Go Near the Park
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Don't Go Near the Park

“They were cursed to eternal life at the cost of their souls!”

★ 4.2/10 TMDB 1979-03-01 83 min

In the prehistory of man, 12,000 years ago, two members of a superhuman tribe abuse the treasured secret of eternal youth. They use the methods of ritual cannibalism on the children of their own tribe and when discovered by the 'Queen' of the tribe, they are cursed to an eternity of old age with no chance to ever die. Now, in present day Los Angeles, their only hope to recapture eternal youth is the ritualistic sacrifice of a 16-year-old female virgin. Their existence is discovered by an investigative reporter and a young runaway child and this leads to an unexplained and terrifying confrontation

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Aldo Ray
Aldo Ray
Taft
Meeno Peluce
Meeno Peluce
Nick
Tammy Taylor
Tammy Taylor
Bondi
Barbara Bain
Barbara Bain
Patty / Tra / Griffith's Wife / Petranella
Robert Gribbin
Mark / Gar
Linnea Quigley
Linnea Quigley
Bondi's Mother
Chris Riley
Cowboy
Lara Morann
Bondi at 8 Years
Earl Statler
Griffith
Cambra Foldes
Patty's Victim
K.L. Garber
Nick's Mother
David Ariniello
Boy Fishing
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