Crooked Lines
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Crooked Lines

★ 4.5/10 TMDB 2003-05-18 88 min

Johnny, Chris, Sal, and Joe are four petty crooks thrown together for the job of a lifetime. $1 million in mob money being held at a delicatessen for pick-up seems like an easy score until the bumbling quartet collaborate to mess the whole thing up. Suddenly the Brooklyn mafia and police are on their trail and the fool proof plan now looks like a death trap.

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Adam Trese
Adam Trese
Johnny
Jim Breuer
Jim Breuer
Chris
Burt Young
Burt Young
Mike
Tony Darrow
Tony Darrow
Jimmy
John Costelloe
John Costelloe
Manny
Alison Bartlett
Alison Bartlett
Andrea
Colin Quinn
Colin Quinn
Customer
David Johansen
David Johansen
Charlie
Mario Cantone
Mario Cantone
Cliff
Joseph D'Onofrio
Joseph D'Onofrio
Sal
Anthony Mangano
Anthony Mangano
Joe
Anne Meara
Anne Meara
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