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Two less-than-splendid members of the judicial police of Perpignan arrive in the small town of Sainte-Marie-aux-Mines to watch over activities at the local gem market fair. In investigating a seemingly trivial matter, they stumble onto a potentially bigger criminal network.
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Francis Soetens
Francis Conrad
Rodolphe Burger
Alain Crab
Anne Suarez
Jeanne Hartman
Samia Lemmiz
Nour Zeroual
Chloé Le Grand
Louise
Patrice Pays
Patrice
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