Bald Nanny
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Bald Nanny

★ 5.0/10 TMDB 2025-11-13 83 min

A seasoned special forces soldier is tasked with finding a stolen program of national importance hidden in the home of a large family. The major, who is completely unsuited to taking care of children, is forced to become a nanny for the kids, who will not miss the opportunity to do harm to him and his FSB partner.

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Nikita Panfilov
Nikita Panfilov
Vetrov
Marina Vasilyeva
Marina Vasilyeva
Kris
Mariya Abramova
Mariya Abramova
Lika
Mark‑Malik Murashkin
Mark‑Malik Murashkin
Stas
Varvara Kuprina
Varvara Kuprina
Nyuta
Yan Tsapnik
Yan Tsapnik
Smelyanskiy
Maksim Belborodov
Maksim Belborodov
Agent
Marina Denisova
Marina Denisova
Olya
Denis Buzin
Denis Buzin
Koval
Elizaveta Goncharenko
Elizaveta Goncharenko
Neighbor
Mikhail Kukota
Mikhail Kukota
Patrol
Irina Onatskaya
Irina Onatskaya
Accomplice
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